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Wizard Waldo's Finest Hour is a cover of the "Donkey Kong Country" song, "King K. Rool's Finest Hour". It is sung by Waldo in 321SPONGEBOLT's version of "Wakko's Wish" as soon as the Warners are imprisoned in the cave. Waldo sings this song as he's near close to achieving his series-long goal to have the Warners dead as he assembles his and King Salazar's minions to heavily guard Salazar's castle grounds and the area where the wishing star lies.

LYRICS[]

Wizard Waldo (Spoken): ♪It's great to be a mage! I seem to have a knack, for taking everything I want, and giving nothing back!♪

♪I'll take away your wishing star, while I please King Salazar! And I'll watch you perish, while I'm munching caviar!♪

Wizard Waldo (Sung): ♪Now that I have the power, this is my finest hour! Nothing on this earth can stop me now!♪

Wizard Waldo (Spoken): ♪Everything is ours! We finally have control!♪

(To Yakko) Oh, excuse me. I hope I don't sound too droll.

♪I'll release my flying monkeys, and assemble both our armies! And we'll put an end to your hero's legacy!♪

Wizard Waldo (Sung): ♪Soon, when you're all devoured, this is my finest hour! Bait you on my hook just like a worm!♪

♪And once you're all cooked in my stew, Background Singer will meet his doom! It gives me so much joy to watch him squirm!♪

Waldo's General and guards (While marching): ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh! Oh we oh, yo-oh! Oh we oh, yo-oh! Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪

(By this point, the guards' chanting overlaps with Waldo's singing)

Waldo's General and guards (While marching): ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪

Wizard Waldo: ♪Fools! As I watch you cower, this is my finest hour!♪

Waldo's General and guards (While marching): ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪

Wizard Waldo: ♪Nothing on this earth can stop me now!♪

Waldo's General and guards (While marching): ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪

Wizard Waldo: ♪And as I watch you from this tower, this is my finest hour!♪

Waldo's General and guards (While marching): ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪

Wizard Waldo: ♪No one in this world will save you now!♪

Waldo's General and guards (While marching): ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪

Wizard Waldo: ♪With the Warners soon devoured, this is my finest hour!♪

Waldo's General and guards (While marching): ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪

Wizard Waldo: ♪Bait you on my hook just like a worm!♪

Waldo's General and guards (While marching): ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪

Wizard Waldo: ♪And as those Warners boil and fry, Background Singer is gonna die!♪

(The music slows down as the song comes to a close)

Waldo's General and guards (Simultaneously with Waldo): ♪Oh... we... oh!♪

Wizard Waldo (Simultaneously with his guards): ♪It gives me so much joy to watch him squirm!♪♪

Wizard Waldo (Spoken): ♪It's great to be a king! I seem to have a knack, for taking everything I want, and giving nothing back! (Swipes Wakko's haypenny)♪

♪I'll take away your penny! (Points to the wishing star) I'll take away your star! (To Dot) Have a nice operation, while I'm munching caviar!♪

Wizard Waldo (Sung): ♪Now that I have the power, this is my finest hour! Nothing on this earth can stop me now!♪

Wizard Waldo (Spoken): ♪Everything is ours! We finally have control!♪

(To Yakko) Oh, excuse me. I hope I don't sound too droll.

♪I'll release my flying monkeys, and assemble both our armies! And we'll put an end to your hero's legacy!♪

(Waldo's guards' chant overlaps with Waldo singing)

Waldo's General and guards (While marching): ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪

Wizard Waldo (Sung) (While flying): ♪Fools! When you're all devoured, this is my finest hour!♪

Waldo's General and guards (While marching): ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪

Wizard Waldo (While flying): ♪Bait you on my hook just like a worm! (Waldo lands)♪

Waldo's General and guards (While marching): ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪

Wizard Waldo: ♪And once you're all cooked in my stew, Background Singer will meet his doom!♪

(The music slows down as the song comes to a close)

Waldo's General and guards (Simultaneously with Waldo): ♪Oh... we... oh!♪

Wizard Waldo (Simultaneously with his guards): ♪It gives me so much joy to watch him squirm!♪♪

Wizard Waldo (Spoken): ♪It's great to be a king! I seem to have a knack, for taking everything I want, and giving nothing back! (Swipes Wakko's haypenny)♪

♪I'll take away your penny! (Points to the wishing star) I'll take away your star! (To Dot) Have a nice operation, while I'm munching caviar!♪

Wizard Waldo (Sung): ♪Now that I have the power, this is my finest hour! Nothing on this earth can stop me now!♪

Wizard Waldo (Spoken): ♪Everything is ours! We finally have control!♪

(To Yakko) Oh, excuse me. I hope I don't sound too droll.

♪I'll release my flying monkeys, and assemble both our armies! And we'll put an end to your hero's legacy!♪

(Waldo's guards' chant overlaps with Waldo singing)

Waldo's General and guards (While marching): ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪

Wizard Waldo (Sung) (While flying): ♪Fools! When you're all devoured, this is my finest hour!♪

Waldo's General and guards (While marching): ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪

Wizard Waldo (While flying): ♪Bait you on my hook just like a worm! (Waldo lands)♪

Waldo's General and guards (While marching): ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪

Wizard Waldo: ♪And once you're all cooked in my stew, Background Singer will meet his doom! It gives me so much joy to watch him squirm!♪

Waldo's General and guards (While marching): ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh! Oh we oh, yo-oh! Oh we oh, yo-oh! Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪

(By this point, the guards' chanting overlaps with Waldo's singing)

Waldo's General and guards (While marching): ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪

Wizard Waldo: ♪Fools! When they're all devoured, this is my finest hour!♪

Wizard Waldo (While flying): ♪Bait you on my hook just like a worm! (Waldo lands)♪

Waldo's General and guards (While marching): ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪

Wizard Waldo: ♪And as those Warners boil and fry, Background Singer is gonna die!♪

(The music slows down as the song comes to a close)

Waldo's General and guards (Simultaneously with Waldo): ♪Oh... we... oh!♪

Wizard Waldo (Simultaneously with his guards): ♪It gives me so much joy to watch him squirm!♪♪

AUDIO SAMPLES[]

(Audio files coming soon)

TRIVIA[]

  • According to the demo lyrics, the song was meant to be at its intended length, but 321SPONGEBOLT decided to make it longer due to the extra ad-lib verses he thought of to fit Waldo better. And to make the song feel darker than the original version of the song.
  • The song demos had lyrics that were meant to be a jab at "Mario Party", which was released on the Nintendo 64 in 1998 (1999 in the US and International regions.), roughly a year before "Wakko's Wish" premiered on VHS.
  • The demos also had Waldo mention he's the next king of ACME Falls, but since he didn't earn the title of second-in-command yet, the line would later be changed to mage.
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