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The Monkey Song (Feat. Nikko Warner)





Lyrics[]

Dr. Scratchansniff: "One Monday morning, I got up late and there were these monkeys outside the gate. The guard tried to stop them but he had no luck. The monkeys got free and they run amok. I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do."
Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: "Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do."
Dr. Scratchansniff: "I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do."
Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: "Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do."
Dr. Scratchansniff: "My office was run by the studio nurse. I came downstairs and what could be worse? The monkeys was doing a crazy dance. They put buggies in my underpants. I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do."
Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: "Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do."
Dr. Scratchasniff: "Monkeys dance, then I dance, too."
Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: "Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do."
Dr. Scratchansniff: "I ran outside to get a stick, But I'm telling you, friends, those monkeys was quick, 'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace, Those monkeys had the"
Yakko, Wakko, and Nikko: *At half volume in background as Dr. Scratchansniff sings* "Helloooooooooo"
Dr. Scratchansniff, Yakko, Wakko, and Nikko: "nurse"
Dr. Scratchansniff: "in a mad embrace."
Hello Nurse: "I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do."
Yakko: "For a nickel, I'll give you a clue."
Dot: "I didn't know your eyes were blue."
Dr. Scratchansniff: "I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do."
Marita Hippo: "Yessir, woo!!"
Flavio Hippo: "Aw, play dat thing!"
[instrumental break]
Dr. Scratchansniff: "I went to me bath for a shower and shave. Them monkeys going to put me into my grave! The entire bathroom was laid to waste and they shaved my head with minty toothpaste! I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do."
Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: "Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do."
Dr. Scratchansniff: "They's crazy nutso! I'm tellin' you!"
Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: "Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do."
Dr. Scratchasniff: "Well, by this time, I was feelin' dread. They was using a shoebrush to shine me head. I asked them to leave, but they stayed around. They pulled the chain, and, WHEE, I went down! I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do."
Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: "Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do."
Dr. Scratchasniff: "Call my lawyer! I'm ready to sue!"
Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: "Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do."
[Dr. Scratchansniff screams]
Marita Hippo: "Yessir, brother!"
[instrumental break and chase sequence]
Dr. Scratchansniff: "Well, me patience ran out and I'm telling you sure, tomorrow, I show those monkeys the door! And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you to my house for dumplings and monkey stew! I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do."
Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: "Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do."
Dr. Scratchasniff: "Now I'm in the stew, oh pooh."
Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: "Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do."
Dr. Scratchansniff: "Watch out for monkeys! I'm telling you!"
The Hip Hippos, Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: "Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do."
Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: "We're not monkeys, we're just cuckoo!"
All: "Don't know what to say! The Warners won't do!"
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