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Noel is a Christmas song set to the tune of the Christmas carol, "The First Noel". The parody lyrics were written by Randy Rogel.

VOICE CAST/PERFORMERS[]

Voice Actor/Actress Character(s) Notes
Rob Paulsen Yakko Warner/Sailor #1
Jess Harnell Wakko Warner
Tress MacNeille Dot Warner
Frank Welker Captain Ahab Could likely have also voiced Sailor #2.
321SPONGEBOLT Background Singer

Santa Claus

EPISODE TRANSCRIPT[]

Click here to view the transcript for 321SPONGEBOLT's version of this song-turned-episode.

LYRICS[]

Yakko and Background Singer: ♪To spell Santa's name is easy to do. You write S-A-N-T and another "A", too.♪

♪But no "L", no "L". Santa's name has no "L", and he won't be too pleased if you don't learn to spell.♪

Background Singer (Off-screen): Look at it this way.

Wakko and Background Singer (Voice-over): ♪Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch water from the well, but when neither one could find it, Jill started to yell...♪

Dot and Background Singer: ♪No well, no well! Can't believe there's no well!♪

Dot: ♪We walked all the way here and I'm mad! Can't you tell?♪

Background Singer (Off-screen): Sure, I can tell.

Background Singer #1 and other Background Singers (On-screen): ♪Captain Ahab took his crew, his harpoon, and set sail! And he called out to ships...♪

Captain Ahab (Calling out): Have you seen the white whale?

Sailors (Calling back): ♪No whale, no whale! No, we ain't seen no whale!♪

Sailor #1: Saw a couple of dolphins!

Sailor #2: ♪And a big yellowtail!♪

Background Singer #1: (To Captain Ahab) What they said.

(Captain Ahab growls in frustration)

Warners and Background Singers: ♪If you've listened to this tune, then you probably can tell that you've heard it before. It's a song you know well.♪

♪Know well, know well. It's a song you know well. And we've ruined it completely, so we all say "Oh well.".♪

♪Oh well, oh well. We'll just say "fare thee well". Merry Christmas to you, and a joyous noel!♪♪

(Jingle bells ringing)

Santa (Voice-over): Ho, ho, ho!

Yakko and Background Singer: ♪To spell Santa's name is easy to do. You write S-A-N-T and another "A", too.♪

♪But no "L", no "L". Santa's name has no "L", and he won't be too pleased if you don't learn to spell.♪

Background Singer (Off-screen): Look at it this way.

Wakko and Background Singer (Voice-over): ♪Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch water from the well, but when neither one could find it, Jill started to yell...♪

Dot and Background Singer: ♪No well, no well! Can't believe there's no well!♪

Dot: ♪We walked all the way here and I'm mad! Can't you tell?♪

Background Singer (Off-screen): At least I can tell.

Background Singer #1 and other Background Singers (On-screen): ♪Captain Ahab took his crew, his harpoon, and set sail! And he called out to ships...♪

Captain Ahab (Calling out): Have you seen the white whale?

Sailors (Calling back): ♪No whale, no whale! No, we ain't seen no whale!♪

Sailor #1: Saw a couple of dolphins!

Sailor #2: ♪And a big yellowtail!♪

Background Singer #1: (To Captain Ahab) What they said.

(Captain Ahab growls in frustration)

Warners and Background Singers: ♪If you've listened to this tune, then you probably can tell that you've heard it before. It's a song you know well.♪

♪Know well, know well. It's a song you know well. And we've ruined it completely, so we all say "Oh well.".♪

♪Oh well, oh well. We'll just say "fare thee well". Merry Christmas to you, and a joyous noel!♪♪

(Jingle bells ringing)

Santa (Voice-over): Ho, ho, ho!

AUDIO SAMPLES[]

(To be uploaded)

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