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TRANSCRIPT[]

(After the title card, the screen fades from black to reveal a vacant park. The camera slowly pans over to a crowd of people surrounding someone.)

Crowd: Aw!

Woman 1: How darling!

Man: Absolutely adorable!

Woman 2: Just precious.

Crowd: She's so cute!

(We cut to Dot, whom all the people were admiring.)

Dot: I get this all the time. Well, bye-bye!

(Background Singer walks into the shot from the right as Dot skips away from the camera)

Background Singer: Okay, everybody. Step aside, we've got a live performance for all of you. So, everybody back up. (The crowd realizes Background Singer's friends approaching and take a few paces back.) All of you. That's it. By the way, watch your step. And... (Snaps his fingers) kick it, boys!

(The band starts to play jazz music as the crowd watches Dot from afar)

Crowd: Isn't she cute?

Background Singer (Off-screen): Yes indeed!

(We cut to Dot skipping right. The camera follows her as she sings. The sing-along version of this episode from "Animaniacs Sing-Along: Yakko's World" has subtitles on-screen for the viewers to sing along to.)

Dot: ♪I'm cute, yes it's true. I really can't help it, but what can I do?♪

(As Dot stops in place, the Background Singers appear beside her.)

Dot and Background Singer #1: ♪When you're cute, it just shows...♪

(Dot pulls out two magnifying glasses for her eyes, while a background singer puts a magnifying glass up to her nose.)

Dot: ♪With these two darling eyes and this cute little nose, and a pretty pink dress that's adorable, yes, and when they see my dimples then everyone says:♪

Crowd (On-screen) and Background Singer (Off-screen): Oh, shoot!

♪Isn't she cute?♪

Background Singer #1 and other Background Singers: ♪Cute.♪

Yes it's true!

♪She's cute, cute, cute.♪

(A spotlight shines on Dot, who is laying on top of a piano.)

Background Singer #1 ♪She's...♪

Dot: ♪I'm...♪

Dot and Background Singer #1: ♪The one, they adore. I'm (She's) sweet and I'm (she's) cuddly and cute just like Dudley but more!♪

Dot (Spoken), Background Singer (Spoken), and other Background Singers (Sung): ♪It's a chore!♪

(We cut to the pond with Background Singer swimming while Dot's in a rowboat)

Background Singer: ♪To be constantly cute and enchanting to boot!♪

Dot: ♪(Leans in closer to Background Singer) With my lips sticking out, in a cute little pout.♪

Background Singer (While Dot kisses him): ♪Then there just is no doubt, why the guys like to shout...♪

(Yakko, Wakko, and the other Background Singers pop out of the water behind the two lovebirds.)

Yakko, Wakko, Background Singer #1, and other Background Singers: She's a beaut!

Background Singer #1: Let's face it!

Dot: Let's face it!

Dot (Spoken), Background Singer #1 (Spoken), and other Background Singers: ♪I'm (She's) cute!♪

Background Singer #1 and other Background Singers: ♪Cute! Yes it's true! She's cute, cute, cute.♪

(We cut to Dot as a fairy opening a book with her magic)

Dot (While flying): ♪Being cute's a thing you can't hide. (Taps the book with her wand) If you look up the word in a book, there's my picture inside.♪

(Dot taps her wand on the frame, and Dot appears holding a TV Guide magazine.)

Dot: ♪TV Guide, has me on the cover.♪

(Background Singer and his friends surround Dot)

Background Singers: ♪And don't you just love her?♪

Dot and Background Singer #1: ♪I'm (She's) simply a goddess.♪

Background Singer #1: And isn't she modest?

Dot and Background Singer #1: ♪I'm (She's) the answer to one of the questions in "Trivial Pursuit".♪

(Dot blocks the screen a card saying "Who's the most cute?", then flips the card over to reveal "Dot Warner".)

Dot (Sung) and Background Singer #1 (Spoken): ♪For "Who's the most cute?".♪

Yakko (Sung), Wakko (Sung), and Background Singer #1 (Spoken): ♪Cute, cute.♪

Yakko and Wakko: ♪Oh, isn't she cute? Cute, cute.♪

Background Singer: Now, not to brag, I am too.

(The camera flies over to Dot surrounded by plush dolls)

Dot: ♪I'm cute, and I'm sweet, and I'm innocent, neat, and so trusting.♪

(Yakko and Wakko pop up from the pile)

Yakko and Wakko: ♪If you want our opinion, this song is becoming disgusting! (Opens their mouths and points to their tongues.♪

Dot: ♪I'm cute. (Smells a flower, only for her brothers to pop out of it.)♪

Yakko and Wakko: So what?

(We see Dot looking at a mirror)

Dot: ♪I never am vein.♪

Yakko: ♪She's becoming a pain in the...♪

(We cut to Background Singer riding is motorcycle, with the Warners in the sidecar.)

Background Singer: ♪But, she's also real nice.♪

Yakko and Wakko: ♪So big whoop-de-doo.♪

(Yakko and Wakko push Dot on the swing as she hears her boyfriend sing about himself)

Background Singer: And I'm strong and alluring!

Yakko and Wakko: ♪And also real boring, and that's why we're snoring at you!♪♪

(The swing comes back empty as Background Singer gets mad at the boys for that insult)

Background Singer (Insulted): What did you just say about me?

(Then the camera zooms out revealing Dot mad at Background Singer for taking the focus of her song away from her)

Dot (Mad): That's it!

Background Singer (Scared): Yikes!

(Yakko and Wakko hide behind Background Singer)

Dot (Mad): You ruined our entire cute song!

Background Singer (Scared): Dot, you startled me!

Dot (Mad): I am ANGRY!

Background Singer (Scared): Yikes!

Dot (Mad): I am FURIOUS! (Stomps her foot on Background Singer's foot)

Background Singer: Ouch!

Dot (Mad): I am ENRAGED! (Background Singer screams) I have (Jumps into the air) HAD IT!

(By the time Dot lands, Background Singer starts yelling at Dot for being selfish.)

Background Singer (Mad): OH, COME ON! I'M CUTE TOO! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THESE LYRICS? SOMEBODY GET ME MY AGENT! GO CALL A HOSPITAL! SHE'S NOT CUTE! SHE'S GONE CRAZY!

(Dot and Background Singer end up yelling at each other and swearing. Yakko and Wakko look at each other frightened at what they have done. Eventually, Dot and Background Singer huff and puff. At this point, Yakko walks up to Dot to calm her down.)

Yakko: You're awfully cute when you're angry.

(Then Wakko touches Background Singer's hand and looks up to him, then Background Singer looks sad and guilty. And Dot feels just as guilty after Yakko complimented her. The band sets the mood again with the jazz music as a way to get Dot and Background Singer to make up.)

Background Singer: Sorry if you had to see that, Dot. But the thing is, I'm nuts about you when it comes to anger. (Wakko taps him to say something else) What I'm trying to say is... I love you.

Dot: (Smiles apologetically) You really think so?

Background Singer: (Picks up Dot) Well, it's the truth! 'Cause you're cute!

(One the final note, Background Singer dips Dot down like he's gonna kiss her.)

And you're mine!

THE END

TRANSCRIPT (Original version)[]

NOTE: This is the original version of how I planned this rewrite.

(After the title card, the screen fades from black to reveal a vacant park. The camera slowly pans over to a crowd of people surrounding someone.)

Crowd: Aw!

Woman 1: How darling!

Man: Absolutely adorable!

Woman 2: Just precious.

Crowd: She's so cute!

(We cut to Dot, whom all the people were admiring.)

Dot: I get this all the time. Well, bye-bye!

(Background Singer walks into the shot from the right as Dot skips away from the camera)

Background Singer: Okay, everybody. Step aside, we've got a live performance for all of you. So, everybody back up. (The crowd realizes Background Singer's friends approaching and take a few paces back.) All of you. That's it. By the way, watch your step. And... (Snaps his fingers) kick it, boys!

(The band starts to play jazz music as the crowd watches Dot from afar)

Crowd: Isn't she cute?

Background Singer (Off-screen): Yes indeed!

(We cut to Dot skipping right. The camera follows her as she sings. The sing-along version of this episode from "Animaniacs Sing-Along: Yakko's World" has subtitles on-screen for the viewers to sing along to.)

Dot: ♪I'm cute, yes it's true. I really can't help it, but what can I do?♪

(As Dot stops in place, the Background Singers appear beside her.)

Dot and Background Singer #1: ♪When you're cute, it just shows...♪

(Dot pulls out two magnifying glasses for her eyes, while a background singer puts a magnifying glass up to her nose.)

Dot: ♪With these two darling eyes and this cute little nose, and a pretty pink dress that's adorable, yes, and when they see my dimples then everyone says:♪

Crowd (On-screen) and Background Singer (Off-screen): Oh, shoot!

♪Isn't she cute?♪

Background Singer #1 and other Background Singers: ♪Cute.♪

Yes it's true!

♪She's cute, cute.♪

(A spotlight shines on Dot, who is laying on top of a piano.)

♪She's...♪

Dot: ♪I'm...♪

Dot and Background Singer #1: ♪The one, they adore. I'm (She's) sweet and I'm (she's) cuddly and cute just like Dudley but more!♪

Dot (Spoken), Background Singer (Spoken), and other Background Singers (Sung): ♪It's a chore!♪

(We cut to the pond with Background Singer swimming while Dot's in a rowboat)

Background Singer: ♪To be constantly cute and enchanting to boot!♪

Dot: ♪(Leans in closer to Background Singer) With my lips sticking out, in a cute little pout.♪

Background Singer (While Dot kisses him): ♪Then there just is no doubt, why the guys like to shout...♪

(Yakko, Wakko, and the other Background Singers pop out of the water behind the two lovebirds.)

Yakko, Wakko, Background Singer #1, and other Background Singers: She's a beaut!

Background Singer #1: Let's face it!

Dot: Let's face it!

Dot (Spoken), Background Singer #1 (Spoken), and other Background Singers: ♪I'm (She's) cute!♪

Background Singer #1 and other Background Singers: ♪Cute! Yes it's true! She's cute, cute, cute.♪

(We cut to Dot as a fairy opening a book with her magic)

Dot (While flying): ♪Being cute's a thing you can't hide. (Taps the book with her wand) If you look up the word in a book, there's my picture inside.♪

(Dot taps her wand on the frame, and Dot appears holding a TV Guide magazine.)

Dot: ♪TV Guide, has me on the cover.♪

(Background Singer and his friends surround Dot)

Background Singers: ♪And don't you just love her?♪

Dot and Background Singer #1: ♪I'm (She's) simply a goddess.♪

Background Singer #1: And isn't she modest?

Dot and Background Singer #1: ♪I'm (She's) the answer to one of the questions in "Trivial Pursuit".♪

(Dot blocks the screen a card saying "Who's the most cute?", then flips the card over to reveal "Dot Warner".)

Dot (Sung) and Background Singer #1 (Spoken): ♪For "Who's the most cute?".♪

Yakko (Sung), Wakko (Sung), and Background Singer #1 (Spoken): ♪Cute, cute.♪

Yakko and Wakko: ♪Oh, isn't she cute? Cute, cute.♪

Background Singer: Now, not to brag, I am too.

(The camera flies over to Dot surrounded by plush dolls)

Dot: ♪I'm cute, and I'm sweet, and I'm innocent, neat, and so trusting.♪

(Yakko and Wakko pop up from the pile)

Yakko and Wakko: ♪If you want our opinion, this song is becoming disgusting! (Opens their mouths and points to their tongues.♪

Dot: ♪I'm cute. (Smells a flower, only for her brothers to pop out of it.)♪

Yakko and Wakko: So what?

(We see Dot looking at a mirror)

Dot: ♪I never am vein.♪

Yakko: ♪She's becoming a pain in the...♪

(We cut to Background Singer riding is motorcycle, with the Warners in the sidecar.)

Background Singer: ♪But, she's also real nice.♪

Yakko and Wakko: ♪So big whoop-de-doo.♪

(Yakko and Wakko push Dot on the swing as she hears her boyfriend sing about himself)

Background Singer: And I'm sweet and adoring!

Yakko and Wakko: ♪And also real boring, and that's why we're snoring at you!♪♪

(The swing comes back empty as Background Singer gets mad at the boys for that insult)

Background Singer (Insulted): What did you just say about me?

(Then the camera zooms out revealing Dot mad at Background Singer for taking the focus of her song away from her)

Dot (Mad): That's it!

Background Singer (Scared): Yikes!

(Yakko and Wakko hide behind Background Singer)

Dot (Mad): You ruined our entire cute song!

Background Singer (Scared): Dot, you startled me!

Dot (Mad): I am ANGRY!

Background Singer (Scared): Yikes!

Dot (Mad): I am FURIOUS! (Stomps her foot on Background Singer's foot)

Background Singer: Ouch!

Dot (Mad): I am ENRAGED! (Background Singer screams) I have (Jumps into the air) HAD IT!

(By the time Dot lands, Background Singer starts yelling at Dot for being selfish.)

Background Singer (Mad): OH, COME ON! I'M CUTE TOO! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THESE LYRICS? SOMEBODY GET ME MY AGENT! GO CALL A HOSPITAL! SHE'S NOT CUTE! SHE'S GONE CRAZY!

(Dot and Background Singer end up yelling at each other and swearing. Yakko and Wakko look at each other frightened at what they have done. Eventually, Dot and Background Singer huff and puff. At this point, Yakko walks up to Dot to calm her down.)

Yakko: You're awfully cute when you're angry.

(Then Wakko touches Background Singer's hand and looks up to him, then Background Singer looks sad and guilty. And Dot feels just as guilty after Yakko complimented her. The band sets the mood again with the jazz music as a way to get Dot and Background Singer to make up.)

Background Singer: Sorry if you had to see that, Dot. But the thing is, I'm nuts about you when it comes to anger. (Wakko taps him to say something else) What I'm trying to say is... I love you.

Dot: (Smiles apologetically) You really think so?

Background Singer: (Picks up Dot) Well, it's the truth! 'Cause you're cute!

(One the final note, Background Singer dips Dot down like he's gonna kiss her.)

And you're mine!

THE END

VOICE CLIPS[]

Background Singer[]

File Transcript Note
"Okay, everybody. Step aside, we've got a live performance for all of you. So, everybody back up. All of you. That's it."
"By the way, watch your step."
"And..."
"Kick it, boys!"
"Yes indeed!"
(Angrily) "What did you just say about me?"
"YIKES!"
"Dot! You startled me!"
(Background Singer screams) To this day, remains as 321SPONGEBOLT's stock scream for characters he voices.
(Background Singer yelling angry gibberish)

Yakko's line[]

File Transcript
"You're awfully cute when you're angry."

TRIVIA[]

  • Background Singer was originally gonna say "And I'm sweet and adoring", but after listening to the track in recent years, I decided to change the line to "And I'm strong and alluring!" to make Background Singer sound more masculine.
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