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Name: Beby Spabebby

Age: 6

Birthdate: October 10

Deathdate: October 11

Eyes: Mouthwash Blue

Hair: Peptobismol Pink

Occupation: Plotz' personal prostitute

Likes: dick (especially Plotz's), stripping, giving lap dances, cocaine, and being a gold digger.

Dislikes: Stories that make sense


Beby Spabebby was a teenage girl who is Plotz' personal prostitute and murderer of the Warners.

Early Life[]

Not much is known about Beby's past. When she was six years old, she killed her parents by setting the house on fire, and she has no known relatives that would willingly take her. So, she was placed in an orphange, until she would have came of age to live on her own- the police searched for months to find her and recovered her mangled remains. During her time there, she engaged herself in illegal gaming to earn money despite being only six years old and barely being able to read Clifford the Big Red Dog. She also studied the art of gambling, and became a pickpocket, but was incredibly bad at it due to the fact she wasn't allowed inside a casino and instead decided to take up the art of dealing cocaine at the age of nine. She joined a drug cartel and got addicted to cocaine- becoming the baddest nine year old drug dealer in the west.

Early-Mid Teens[]

When Beby was 16 years old, and when she saved up enough money to buy a plane ticket, she snuck out of the orphange, and went to Burbank, CA to look for work in the sex industry due to the cocaine business having a stock crash. When she discovered that the CEO of Warner Brothers needed a personal secretary with benefits, she applied for the job. Due to her take no for answer nature and willingness to work for cocaine, she was hired on the spot. As Plotz personal secretary, she gave him lap dances, performed on a pole, and wore thongs and high heels.

The Warners Themselves[]

Beby first met Yakko, Wakko and Dot when they terrorized her and trashed her stripper pole, and took it upon themsleves to make her their new "special friend." She agreed after they offered her cocaine and she performed for them. At first, Beby was none too happy, since her stripper dance went out of control, and destroyed the entire office. The damages enraged Plotz and he told her that her paychecks for three months would be used to cover the damages (Hello Nurse offered Beby to live with her so they can practice stripping). Because her cocaine was taken away from her for three months, she started suffering intense withdrawal and turned to meth for a kick. She would often refer to the Warners as pests, and demanded that a deadbolt be put on her office door, but to no avail. The Warners still came and still offered her cocaine for her services.

Later on, she finds out that Plotz wants her to deliver a package of weed to Disneyland and the Warners were only ones who were free to accomany her. Beby, was very excited and immediately wore her best fishnet leggings and corset. On the way, Beby found the Warners extremly annoying. She began to slowly lose her mind, due to Yakko constantly smoking all the weed in the package, causing them to have to pull over and buy more weed every two hours. This finally made her snap, and she brutally murdered the Warners by strangling them with her thong. In a fit of adrenaline from committing this crime, she ran off into the city with nothing on but high heels, where she was discovered by Jot and murdered on sight. Her remains were discovered weeks later by the police.



Beby is head over heels in love with Plotz, and planned to marry him for his money.

Hello Nurse:

Beby and Hello Nurse are considered to be very good friends with benefits. When Hello Nurse offered Beby to live with her during the three months Plotz took her cocaine, they became a one night stand and started stripping together in the streets. It was also Hello Nurse who helped Beby find her own apartment, but it didn't work out because you have to be at least 18 to buy an apartment. And the fact she was having sexual intercourse with Hello Nurse was enough to convince the FBI that she was sexually assaulted as a minor and Hello Nurse was arrested.

Dr. Scratchnsniff:

Scratchy became Beby's one-time fling when her and Plotz had a rough patch. They met when Beby joined rehab, and became lovers instantly. She considered leaving Plotz after this relationship- but decided he had more money. Scratchy was also arrested by the FBI.

The Warners:

At first, Beby found them incredoubly annoying and threatened to murder them if they messed with her. But after a few stripper shows and lap dances, she grew to like them until she snapped and killed all three of them.

Yakko: Beby liked Yakko until she discovered his addiction to weed, then she killed him.

Wakko: Wakko gave Beby lots of cocaine and meth.

Dot: Beby hated Dot the most of all, and made sure to crush her skull during the murder.


I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). [[I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.


Beby was very kind and compasionate, but she also has her flaws, as any Mary Sue has. For instance, she is very clumsy. Beby tried to steal like a badass edgelord but was never good at it because she had chronic babypeepee disease. Her stealing makes sense since no one would hire a child to work (even though Plotz hired her at 16), and even if they did, the orphange prohibited the orphans from working to make a little money and was later shut down for murdering children to use as firewood. Another flaw that she has is that she will lie to get herself out of a sticky situation, that's about it since she is beautiful and perfect in every way. She can also be ill tempered, and will resort to violence when provoked or unprovoked as she is legally insane. This was proven when she snapped and murdered seven people in cold blood, as well as burn her parents alive.