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"It's time for Animaniacs!"





Lyrics[]

Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot Warner: "It's time for Animaniacs,

And we're zany to the max,

So just sit back and relax,

You'll laugh 'til you collapse,

We're Animaniacs!"

Yakko, Wakko, and Nikko Warner: "Come join the Warner Brothers!"

Dot Warner: "And the Warner Sister, Dot!"

Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot Warner: "Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot.

They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught

But we break loose and then vamoose

And now you know the plot!

We're Animaniacs!

Dot is cute, Nikko 'talks"

Nikko: "S-' *interrupted by Dot whacking him with her mallet*"

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner: "smack', while Yakko yaks."

Yakko, Wakko, Nikko *Nikko sounds dizzy*, and Dot Warner: Wakko packs away the snacks

While Bill Clinton plays the sax

(or We've got wisecracks by the stacks.)

(or We pay tons of income tax.)

We're Animaniacs!"

Yakko, Wakko, Nikko *Nikko sounds normal again*, and Dot Warner: "Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe.

(or Meet Ralph and Dr Scratchansniff; say hi to Hello Nurse.)

Goodfeathers flock together; Slappy whacks 'em with her purse.

Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse.

The writers flipped; we have no script

Why bother to rehearse?"

Cast : "We're Animaniacs!

We have pay-or-play contracts.

We're zany to the max

There's baloney in our slacks.

We're Animanie,

Totally insaney,"

Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, Dot, or every Warner sibling: ________! (Variable Line)

Cast: "Animaniacs!

Those are the facts!"

(Variable Lines)

Dot: Here's the show's namey!

Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: Pinky and The Brainy!

Dot: Come back, Shaney!

Dot: The rain in Spainy!

Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: Cockamamie!

Dot: Shirley MacLainey!

Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: How urbaney!

Yakko: Citizen Kaney!

Yakko: Andromeda Strainy!

Wakko: Where's Lon Chaney?

Yakko: Eisenhower Mamie!

Yakko: Miss Cellany!

Wakko: Chicken Chow Meiny!

Yakko: Dana Delaney!

Dot: No pain, no gainy!

Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: Hydroplaney!

Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: Money down the drainy!

Wakko: Penny Laney!

Yakko: Uhhhhhhhhhh...

Dot: Tarzan and Janey!

Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: Novocainey!

Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: Here's the Flamey!

Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: Meet Mark Twainy!

Yakko: Presidential campaigny!

Wakko: Hunchback of Notre Damey!

Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: Bowling laney!

Yakko: Bangor, Mainey!

Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: Frasier Craney!

Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: Mister Haney!

Dot: Quiche lorrainey!

Yakko: Lake Champlainy!

Dot: High octaney!

Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, and Dot: Public domainy!

Yakko: Candy caney!

Nikko: Construction Craney!

Nikko: Hurricaney!

Yakko, Wakko, Nikko, And Dot: Slappy And Skippy!

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