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This is a transcript for how I would view "Animaniacs Game Pack" as a full story. It's a series of cutscenes from the 1997 PC game, "Animaniacs Game Pack" arranged in a way that would tell a story. Some of these files presented can be found on the .iso files from Internet Archive.

OPENING LOGOS[]

Funnybone Interactive[]

Just mute the audio for the dog throwing the bone, and the bone falling onto his finger.

Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment[]

(Audio for the logo)

Under License by Warner Bros

Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment logo (1997)






TITLE (Original)[]

NOTE: This is the original opening. You don't have to click on the Video if you prefer the alternate version below.

TITLE (Alternate Cut)[]

NOTE: This is the alternate opening. You don't have to read this or click on the Video or ogg files if you prefer the original above.

(We cut to a black screen, where the title flies from the bottom and stops at the center to the sound of glass jars falling over. Then, the logo fades during the computer sounds.)

"ANIMANIACS" THEME SONG[]

(An iris opens revealing a kid's computer in their bedroom. The camera zooms in on the monitor and Yakko, Wakko, and Dot pop out of the logo.)

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: ♪It's time for "Animaniacs".♪

♪We hope your hard drive stays intact.♪

(The Warners jump out of the screen)

[ZOOM!]

♪If this program starts to crash, give your CPU a whack!♪

(Yakko slams the computer with his mallet, and we cut back to the logo)

♪We're Animaniacs.♪

(The Warners stick their heads out of a boot)

♪Boot up the Warner Brothers and the Warner Sister, Dot.♪

(Yakko, Wakko, and Dot pass a glass bottle down a line and Wakko whacks the boat, only for it to sink.)

♪The developers would like to buy a really snazzy yacht.♪

♪They put all kinds of games in here to tie your mind in knots.♪

♪And zany animations that will leave you seeing spots.♪

♪We're Animaniacs.♪

♪They transformed us to bitmaps.♪

♪If you move your mouse to click on things, you'll force us to react.♪

♪We're Animaniacs.♪

♪Look at Wakko as he tries to pull your processor apart.♪

(Wakko eats computer wires, and we cut to Yakko lighting a fuse.)

♪And Yakko's burning Random Access Memory with a spark.♪

[BOOM!]

♪Dot just grabbed your cursor, she wants you to restart.♪

(Yakko turns on the lights, revealing adult men all naked, in either underpants or adult briefs.)

♪We kidnapped all the programmers, they think that they're so smart.♪

♪We're Animaniacs.♪

(A man is shown laughing)

♪Play at work, and you'll get sacked.♪

[VIOLIN SLIDE DOWN]

(The man gets crushed by a giant chocolate cake with a rope on top. Then we cut to the Warners as poorly drawn sketches waving to a monkey.)

♪If the artwork is too slack, well, they licensed us to hacks.♪

(The monkey turns to the screen hooting and hollering and the camera zooms towards him, until the Warner are shown)

♪We're Animan-y... totally insane-y...♪

Wakko: ♪Monitor's in flame-y...♪

(Yakko, Wakko, Dot, and Background Singer are shown on the bouncing letters spelling "ANIMANIACS" on top of the words "Game Pack!")

Yakko, Wakko, Dot, and Background Singer: ♪"Animaniacs"! Those are the facts!♪♪

(On the final note, the iris closes in the middle, leaving us with a black screen.)

"MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE"/STARTING THE DAY (Original)[]

(Dot reveals her bare hand, then puts on one of her white latex exam gloves and opens and closes her gloved hand twice. Then we see a closeup of her flower ribbon as she puts it on. Next we see a close-up of Yakko's pants as he closes the buckle. Then, Wakko squeezes a rubber duck and stashes it in his gag bag.)

(Finally, we see a closeup of Background Singer's hat when he puts it on, and slides his fingers across the brim. On the musical blare, his black stripe flashes at the screen, fading to Waldo's underground fortress. To the beat of the "Mission: Impossible" theme score, Waldo slides his arms out of his rope and puts on his pointed hat. Then Waldo sticks out his hand and his scepter flies into his hand. Then he slams the bottom of it two times and disappears in a cloud of smoke.)

(The smoke fades revealing blueprints. Yakko unravels them and points to the water tower, but Wakko accidentally gets mustard on it while eating a hamburger.)

(Yakko swipes a grappling hook, then Wakko is revealed welding a hotdog with a blowtorch. Then we cut to outside the water tower where the flames from inside burn around the door in the shape of the Warner Bros. shield and Wakko pushes the door out.)

(Wizard Waldo dodges the falling door, and Wakko jumps out while grabbing onto a rope. He releases it and lands on the street, and Yakko and Dot land behind him. As they run, Background Singer swings with his grapple gun microphone while Wizard Waldo flies behind them.)

(A record scratch is heard when the 5 then crash into the screen and the scenery dissolves into a computer-graphic wire frame of Warner Bros. studio.)

"MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE"/STARTING THE DAY (Alternate Cut)[]

NOTE: This version of the opening scene uses the Danny Elfman version of the "Mission: Impossible" theme song. You don't have to re-read this opening sequence again unless you skipped the original opening in favor of this version of the instrumental sequence.

(Dot reveals her bare hand, then puts on one of her white latex exam gloves and opens and closes her gloved hand twice. Then we see a closeup of her flower ribbon as she puts it on. Next we see a close-up of Yakko's pants as he closes the buckle. Then, Wakko squeezes a rubber chicken and stashes it in his gag bag.)

(Finally, we see a closeup of Background Singer's hat when he puts it on, and slides his fingers across the brim. On the musical blare, his black stripe flashes at the screen, fading to blueprints. Yakko unravels them and points to the water tower, but Wakko accidentally gets mustard on it while eating a hamburger.)

(Yakko swipes a grappling hook, then we cut to to Waldo's underground fortress. To the beat of the "Mission: Impossible" theme score, Waldo slides his arms out of his rope and puts on his pointed hat. Then we cut to Wakko welding a hotdog with a blowtorch. Then we cut to outside the water tower where the flames from inside burn around the door in the shape of the Warner Bros. shield and Wakko pushes the door out.)

(Wizard Waldo dodges the falling door, and Wakko jumps out while grabbing onto a rope. He releases it and lands on the street, and Yakko and Dot land behind him. As they run, Background Singer swings with his grapple gun microphone while Wizard Waldo flies behind them.)

(The 5 crash into the screen and during the end of the score, the scenery dissolves into a computer-graphic wire frame of the Warner Bros. studio lot.)

MENU SETUP[]

(We cut to Wizard Waldo and Background Singer sitting up)

Wizard Waldo: Oh, my head.

Background Singer: Suddenly, I feel like we're not at Warner Bros. Studios anymore.

Wizard Waldo: How could this be?

Background Singer: Maybe that giant floating pencil might have something to do about this.

(A pencil is shown erasing the leftover drawn studio lots, then we cut to the Warners.)

Wakko: What happened?

Yakko: (Shakes his head) Anyone get the license number of that truck?

Dot: Wakko, what's in your head?

Wakko: (Sticks his hand through his ears) Not much.

Dot: (Taps at Wakko's cursor) No, silly. What's stuck on your head?

Wakko: (Pulls the cursor off his hat) Some type of arrow.

(Yakko swipes it out of Wakko's hand and Wakko and Dot pop up from behind Yakko as he gets a closer look at the cursor.)

Yakko: Hey, I know what this is.

Dot: It's a cursor!

Yakko: (Runs up to the screen and taps it) Don't look now, sibs. But I think we're in a computer game, and there's a player out there.

Background Singer (Flattered): A player? Really? Well, I don't know what to say.

Wakko: I feel so exposed.

(Dot gets hearts in her eyes and runs up to Yakko and pushes him out of the way. Then blinks her eyes three times in front of the player while she's in love. Then Waldo's hand pushes her out of the way from the right of the shot.)

Wizard Waldo (Off-screen) (Mad): Out of my way, you! (Steps into the shot from the right, then looks at the screen and smiles.)

Wizard Waldo: Hello, I'm Wizard Waldo. The Wicked Wizard of the West. If you're the one who's been controlling all this stuff, then congratulations. With your help, I can cook those three chowderheads into a stew. (The pencil suddenly draws an envelope on Waldo's hand) Just as soon as read this letter. (Opens the envelope and read the letter inside) "Nice dress." Oh, why thank... (Stops in realization and gets angry) wait a second. "Nice Dress?" Is that the best you can think of? IT'S NOT A DRESS, IT'S A ROBE! WHY CAN'T YOU GET IT RIGHT!?

(The pencil then comes down and messes with Waldo by drawing him in a dress. We cut over to Background Singer and the Warners laughing at him.)

Background Singer: I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't be laughing, but... that's Waldo for ya. My name's Background Singer. And I'm an aid to my friends, Yakko, Wakko, and my girlfriend, Dot.

Yakko and Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers!

Dot: (Jumps in from the middle) And the Warner Sister!

Wakko: So now what?

(We see Yakko, Wakko, Dot, and Background Singer pacing around in circles.)

Yakko (While Pacing): Uh... let's see. Computer game... computer game.

(Yakko suddenly gets an idea, and Wakko, Dot, and Background Singer run out of the shot.)

Yakko: Oh, yes! The first thing we need is a desktop.

Dot: One desktop coming up!

Wizard Waldo (in a dress): Wait! (Dot grabs the bottom of the screen) Don't you dare!

(Too late. Dot pulled the string underneath, and gets pulled out of the shot. The menu background is revealed, and Waldo is shown completely naked in his boxers and boots.)

Wizard Waldo: NO! PUT ME BACK IN! I PROMISE I'LL... (Suddenly realizes he's still in the game) Wait, I'm still here. HA! Let's see you draw on me now!

(The pencil comes back down and erases the color off of Waldo's arms and draws lines on his elbows, then proceeds to draw another princess dress on Waldo, annoying him further.)

Yakko: Looks good on you, Waldo.

(We cut to Background Singer with hands out as Dot falls into his arms. Shortly after, we cut back to Yakko looking at the camera.)

Next, we'll need a main menu.

(We cut to Wizard Waldo turning a dial on a menu from Maine)

Wizard Waldo: Like this?

(Waldo throws the menu at Yakko)

Yakko: (Faces the screen) I don't think this is what I had in mind.

(Yakko throws the menu back to Waldo, and he yelps and gets blown up off-screen. Yakko looks to the right of the screen. For 4 seconds at minimum, we see Waldo blown up and covered in ashes and soot, then we cut back to Yakko.)

Sorry, Waldo. (Turns away from him) As I was saying, I'm thinking of clever little icons that you click on to go to really fun games.

Background Singer: (Points to the three tape strips on top) You mean like those strips of tape on top?

(We see the strips lined up. The first on reading "Volume", the second one reading "Credits", and the last one reading "Quit". Then, 3 seconds later we cut back to Yakko and Background Singer.)

Yakko: Yes. But more dimensional and expressive.

(We cut over to Wakko throwing three random objects out of his gag bag, consisting of a ghost, a candy heart box, and a golf ball with a golf pin. Then we see the completed menu as the five icons shown blink in yellow.)

Yakko (Off-screen): It looks like our work here is done!

(Screen cuts back to Waldo)

Wizard Waldo: Not quite yet! I've still got unfinished business with you four!

(As Waldo says "I've still got unfinished business with you four", the pencil draws a snowy mountain behind Waldo.)

Yakko: I wouldn't say that if I were you.

(The screen shows the snow tumbling down, then we cut back to Yakko yelling.)

It's anvil time!

No wait. It's avalanche time!

(We cut to the Warners running away with Background Singer)

Wakko, Dot, and Background Singer (While running): Run for cover!

(The camera zooms in on the now frightened Waldo until the snow hits him. Then we see him melting. But instead of screaming and crying like he always does, he's just bored and accepts his melting away as is.)

Wizard Waldo (While melting): (Sighs) You cursed little Warners, look what you've done, I'm melting I'm melting, oh what a world what a world, we get it. You know the drill, I'll be back to get you.

(As soon as Waldo's hat is shown on top of the snowbound after Waldo melted, the camera pans over to Background Singer, now confused.)

Background Singer: Well, that was easy. But he's still gonna come back. What should we do now?

Wakko: I'm hungry!

Dot (Exhausted): I'm pooped!

Yakko: Well, as specified in Section 47, Paragraph 28, (Pulls out a long list) Sub-paragraph 32 of our union contract...

Background Singer: Well, let's get it over with, Yakko! We don't want our player just waiting.

Yakko: It's break time!

Wakko: (Pulls out a fork and knife) Let's eat!

Dot: Now it's up to you. Click on an icon, and have some fun!

(An iris closes, ending the cutscene.)

"I'M A SWINGIN' GAL"/TEE OFF INTRO (Original)[]

NOTE: This is the original version of this song. If you prefer the extended version, skip this part and read the version below.

(We see the "Tee-Off Minigolf" sign during a magic harp sound, then an iris opens, revealing Yakko, Dot, and Background Singer in their golf attire, with Wakko panting while lifting the heavy set of clubs.)

Yakko: Golf? How dull can we get?

Dot: Dull? Au Contraire.

[POKE!]

(Dot jumps into the next shot where the music begins)

The game of golf is a metaphor for life itself. Each hole represents a challenge. Each swing a defining moment. Each...

Yakko: (Pops up from the left of the screen) Come on, Dot. Enough of this psychological mumbo-jumbo.

Wakko: (Pops up from the right of the screen) Yeah, sing the song already!

(While Background Singer starts snapping his fingers to the rhythm of the music, Dot angrily faces the screen, then grabs her brothers by their necks and slingshots them away from her. Then she starts snapping her fingers with her boyfriend until she starts to sing.)

Dot: ♪I can swing with the swingers and I'm having a ball.♪

(Dot pulls out a large wad of cash)

♪I always go for the green. (Throws her money into the air) Yeah, I want it all.♪

(A dollar floats down, transitioning to an outer shot of Dot.)

♪My clothes fit to a T.♪

(Slides her hands down her hips)

♪I'm a swingin' gal, that's me!♪

(The music speeds up as the background changes to a blue background. Yakko and Wakko pop up from each side as they sing.)

Yakko and Wakko: ♪Even though life can be rough, our sister does have the right stuff! Never has her head in the sand.♪

Dot: (Pops her head out of a bunker) Hey, let me tell my story firsthand!

Dot and Background Singer: ♪I (She) can swing with the swingers and I'm (she's) having a ball.♪

♪I (She) never putter (putters) around.♪

Dot (Sung) and Background Singer (Spoken): ♪Yeah, I (she) want (wants) it all!♪

Dot: ♪I'm as cute as I can be.♪

Background Singer: ♪As cute as can be.♪

Dot: ♪I'm a swingin' gal, that's me!♪

Background Singer: ♪She's a swingin' gal!♪

Dot: ♪I'm as cute,♪

Dot and Background Singer: ♪as I (she) can be.♪

(Dot slides her hands down her hips)

♪I'm (She's) a swingin' gal,♪

Dot: ♪that's me!♪♪

Background Singer: Indeed.

Wakko: (Pops up from the left of the screen) Hey, what's a metaphor anyway?

Yakko: (Pops up from the right of the screen) I don't know, but I never met a "phor" I didn't like.

(Iris closes, ending the cutscene.)

"I'M A SWINGIN' GAL"/TEE OFF INTRO (Extended Version)[]

NOTE: Don't read this if you prefer the original version of this song above. This version of the musical number features a longer transcript, with more lyrics sung by Background Singer.

(We see the "Tee-Off Minigolf" sign during a magic harp sound, then an iris opens, revealing Yakko, Dot, and Background Singer in their golf attire, with Wakko panting while lifting the heavy set of clubs.)

Yakko: Golf? How dull can we get?

Dot: Dull? Au Contraire.

[POKE!]

(Dot jumps into the next shot where the music begins)

The game of golf is a metaphor for life itself. Each hole represents a challenge. Each swing a defining moment. Each...

Yakko: (Pops up from the left of the screen) Come on, Dot. Enough of this psychological mumbo-jumbo.

Wakko: (Pops up from the right of the screen) Yeah, sing the song already!

(While Background Singer starts snapping his fingers to the rhythm of the music, Dot angrily faces the screen, then grabs her brothers by their necks and slingshots them away from her. Then she starts snapping her fingers with her boyfriend until she starts to sing.)

Dot: ♪I can swing with the swingers and I'm having a ball.♪

(Dot pulls out a large wad of cash)

♪I always go for the green. (Throws her money into the air) Yeah, I want it all.♪

(A dollar floats down, transitioning to an outer shot of Dot.)

♪My clothes fit to a T.♪

(Slides her hands down her hips)

♪I'm a swingin' gal, that's me!♪

Am I great or what?

Background Singer: Oh, you know it, Dot.

♪She can swing with the swingers and she's having a ball.♪

(Background Singer pulls out a magazine with Dot's face on it.)

♪She's on a magazine.♪

Yeah, she wants it all!

♪I'm her caddie, guaranteed.♪

Dot and Background Singer: ♪I'm (She's) a swingin' gal,♪

Dot: ♪that's me!♪

Background Singer: Indeed.

(The music speeds up as the background changes to a blue background. Yakko and Wakko pop up from each side as they sing.)

Yakko and Wakko: ♪Even though life can be rough, our sister does have the right stuff! Never has her head in the sand.♪

Dot: (Pops her head out of a bunker) Hey, let me tell my story firsthand!

Dot and Background Singer: ♪I (She) can swing with the swingers and I'm (she's) having a ball.♪

♪I (She) never putter (putters) around.♪

Dot (Sung) and Background Singer (Spoken): ♪Yeah, I (she) want (wants) it all!♪

Dot: ♪I'm as cute as I can be.♪

Background Singer: ♪As cute as can be.♪

Dot: ♪I'm a swingin' gal, that's me!♪

Background Singer: ♪She's a swingin' gal!♪

Dot: ♪I'm as cute,♪

Dot and Background Singer: ♪as I (she) can be.♪

(Dot slides her hands down her hips)

♪I'm (She's) a swingin' gal,♪

Dot: ♪that's me!♪♪

Background Singer: Indeed.

Wakko: (Pops up from the left of the screen) Hey, what's a metaphor anyway?

Yakko: (Pops up from the right of the screen) I don't know, but I never met a "phor" I didn't like.

(Iris closes, ending the cutscene.)

TEE OFF GOLF BALL MONTAGE[]

NOTE: No fall sound effects are heard for any of the cutscenes that do have it. So far, the Pinky and the Brain cutscene (Cutscene #3 in the game's files) is the only one that doesn't have a fall sound in it.

CUTSCENE 1 (Cutscene #5 in the game's files)[]

(The pink golf ball breaks through a window in one of the doors and bounces around the kitchen behind the butcher)

CUTSCENE 2 (Cutscene #2 in the game's files)[]

(The pink golf ball bounces down the hall full of "Animaniacs" memorabilia)

CUTSCENE 3 (Cutscene #6 in the game's files)[]

(The pink golf ball bounces down to a set room and a whale shoots water from his blowhole with the golf ball on top of the water spout)

CUTSCENE 4 (Cutscene #4 in the game's files)[]

(Squit, one of the Goodfeathers flies as the camera follows him right, until the pink golf ball crashes into him.)

CUTSCENE 5 (Cutscene #1 in the game's files)[]

(Slappy Squirrel notices the golf ball falling towards her, and she swings her umbrella like a bat, and hits the ball back in the air as she gets tangled in her own tail.)

CUTSCENE 6 (Cutscene #3 in the game's files)[]

Brain: At last, Pinky. My plan is nearly complete! With just a quick pull of this lever, I will unleash my unstoppable robot army, and take over the... (The golf ball lands on him, and Brain grunts, unintentionally pulling the lever.) Ting!

Pinky: I'd go with a "ting!", but what do you suppose a "ting!" is?

PROP SHOP DROP INTRO[]

(An iris opens revealing the back of the angry Foreman as he fails arms and clipboard around)

Foreman: The record keeps calling me, I've got all these movies to give props for, where are my workers!? They should've been here hours ago!

[BOOM!]

(Wizard Waldo suddenly appears through a cloud of smoke)

Wizard Waldo: I believe you know three people that belong to me.

(Foreman turns to see Waldo, but isn't scared of him.)

Foreman: Ah, get out of here, lady! This doesn't concern you.

Wizard Waldo (Angry): Lady!? IT'S A ROBE! How many times do I have to go through this!?

Foreman: Whatever. You're still not interfering with my business.

Wizard Waldo (Angry): And what do you propose to do about it? (Ralph suddenly captures him with his net from behind) Oh, great.

(The next shot shows Ralph carrying Waldo away)

Wizard Waldo (While struggling): Let me go! You can't do this to me!

(As soon as the slams shut, Background Singer suddenly appears from behind him.)

Background Singer: I knew he'd be coming here.

(The Foreman gets startled by Background Singer talking behind him)

Foreman: Background Singer! Don't sneak up on me like that! At least you're here, but what about my other workers?

Background Singer: Oh, don't worry. They'll come. In 3... 2... 1...

(Right on cue, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot sing one by one as they appear.)

Yakko: ♪(Appears first) Hello...♪

Wakko: ♪(Appears next to Yakko) Hello...♪

Dot: ♪(Appears next to Wakko) Hello...♪

(As soon as they stop singing, we cut to Background Singer and the Foreman.)

Background Singer: See? What did I tell you?

Foreman: Well, it's about time! You're late! (Points to the bike in the corner) That's your vehicle!

Wakko: A bike? (Dot hops into the shot from behind him to the right) Let me guess, the skateboard is at the shop?

Foreman: Don't get smart with me, kid.

Dot: Oh, you don't have to worry about that.

Foreman: Listen up, the studio's working on this season's slew of made-for-TV movies. (Tosses Yakko a clipboard)

Foreman (Off-screen): Here's a list of the movies, and the props they need.

(We see the clipboard in Yakko's hand, featuring the list of props he, Background Singer, Wakko, and Dot need to deliver.)

LIST OF PROPS ON THE CLIPBOARD

  1. Eggs
  2. Cowboy Hats
  3. Medical Kits
  4. Umbrellas
  5. Flying Saucers
  6. Potatoes
  7. Ice
  8. Skeletons
  9. Bed Pans

(A few seconds later, we see a snippet of gameplay footage for "Prop Drop" as the foreman goes over the instructions.)

Foreman (Off-screen): Use the bike to get around the warehouse, and collect all of the props (Yakko jumps while riding his bike) before the time runs out. If you're good, (Yakko touches the go-kart, replacing the bike he was riding in earlier) you may find better vehicles as you go.

(We cut over to Background Singer)

Background Singer: Could I use my motorcycle, sir?

Foreman: Anything to get the job done. Now get to work!

Yakko: All this and minimum wage too.

(An iris closes, ending the cutscene.)

PROP SHOP DROP OUTRO[]

Foreman (Off-screen): You did a great job, boys. Here. (Hands Yakko and Background Singer blue mugs with a star on it) Have a prize cup.

(Yakko and Background Singer are both confused, whereas Yakko faces the camera and talks to the screen.)

Yakko: I feel so used.

Foreman: Oh, and uh, by the way. Hey, can I borrow your mic for a second?

Background Singer: I guess so. (Hands the foreman his microphone) I had no intention of singing anyway.

Foreman: (Sees an ON/OFF switch and switches the dial to "ON" and taps the mic to see if it's coming on. As he says "Testing, testing.", his voice is all echo-y.) Testing, testing. Oh, so that's how it works. Now, where was I? (Suddenly remembers) Oh yeah.

Foreman (Angry) (Yelling into the mic): YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

Background Singer (Angry, retorting back): Fired!? You can't fire me! (Takes the mic back) I QUIT! GOOD DAY, SIR! (Storms off and leaves the room)

Dot (Sad): Fine. Be that way. (Leaves the room with Background Singer and Wakko) See if I care!

Yakko: So, you think this is a good time for me to mention that I don't have a driver's license?

(An iris closes, ending the cutscene.)

BALONEY'S BALLOON BOP INTRO[]

NOTE: No fall sound is heard at the very beginning. You can choose to either have nothing play, or go with the fall sound I recommend for this opening cutscene when the anvil falls at the beginning.

(The "Baloney and Friends" logo shows Baloney and four kids marching behind him. An anvil falls from above him and crushes him, causing the kids to bounce up. Then we see Baloney in a classroom with two kids.)

Baloney: Well, kids, we have an extra special supery-dupery showsy-wowsy for you today!

Two kids: Yay!

Baloney: We've got some guests today I'm sure you'll lovey-dovey love!

(Yakko, Wakko, and Dot are suddenly pushed into the set by a pair of hands who shut the door as soon as the Warners are inside.)

Baloney (Off-screen): Those cutesy-wutesy, zany-wany, Warner kids! (Laughs)

Two kids (Off-screen): Yay!

Baloney (While hopping): It's so great to have you here. We're gonna have a funzy-wunzy good time! We can laugh, and cuddle, and sing happy songs. Won't that be fun?

Two kids: Yay!

(The Warners scream, and then charge for the door, which is locked.)

Yakko (While pulling the doorknob) (Scared): Let us out, mister! Plea-he-he-he-hease!

Dot (While pounding the door with her fist) (Scared): We promise to be good this time!

Wakko (Scared): Make it stop!

(The Warners screaming is reused as Baloney talks to them)

Baloney: Aw, you kids just need a great big squishy-wishy hug! (Hugs the Warners in his arms) Everyone knows a hug is a gift you give yourself.

Wakko (While hugged by Baloney): I'm gonna be sick!

(We cut to a closer shot of the Warners in Baloney's arms)

Dot: (While hugged by Baloney): You know, Yakko, revenge is a wish your heart makes.

Yakko: (While hugged by Baloney): (Gets a devilish look on his face) And I know just the wish.

(The Warners jump out of Baloney's arms and huddle, indistinctly whispering their escape plan.)

Yakko: Hey, Baloney. Want to play an extra special game?

Baloney: I lovey-dovey love games!

Dot: Than this one's sure to have a big impact on you.

Yakko: Now, here's how you play.

(An iris closes, ending the cutscene.)

BALONEY'S BALLOON BOP OUTRO[]

(Baloney is unconscious, and Yakko talks while Baloney falls forward.)

Yakko: Works every time.

(An iris closes, ending the cutscene.)

SMOOCHER INTRO[]

(We see clouds of the Warner's heads while crickets chirp in the background. Then a magic harp sound is heard as the camera zooms in on the WB Water Tower.)

Dr. Scratchansniff (Off-screen) (Yawning): "Und [And] zey [they] all lived happily ever after... The end.".

Wakko (Off-screen): About time.

Dr. Scratchansniff (Off-screen): Excuse me?

Yakko (Off-screen): Um, he said about time to catch some shuteye.

(We fade to inside the water tower, where Dr. Scratchansniff is shown talking to Yakko, Wakko, Dot, and Background Singer, who are all in their beds.)

Dr. Scratchansniff: Well, you zany kids had better go to sleep, tomorrow is gonna be another busy day. You better get some sleep too, Background Singer. You'll need your strength if you want to keep singing strong and beautifully tomorrow.

Wakko: I can't wait. I've got a shiny new anvil to try out.

Yakko: Ah, yes. Anvils at dawn. What could be finer?

Dot: Anvils again? We're always dropping anvils on mean peoples' heads. Break their necks if you're Background Singer. Maybe all they need is a nice smooch to brighten their day.

Yakko (Sarcastically): Oh, like that would work. What are you gonna do, kiss them senseless? Next thing you know, you'd want Background Singer to charm them with music.

Wakko: Give it up, sis. That trick would never work.

Dot: Well, I can dream can't I? (Rolls over and falls asleep)

Background Singer (Pondering about what Yakko said): You know, come to think of it, that's not such a bad idea. (Rolls the other way and falls asleep with his back touching Dot's.)

Yakko: I knew it. (Falls asleep)

(With the Warners asleep, Background Singer whispers to the screen.)

Background Singer: I wish Dot would do it to me.

(The camera pulls away, revealing Waldo was spying on them with the water from his cauldron.)

Wizard Waldo (With his eyes closed): Oh, wishful thinking. But I've got something better up my sleeve. Something that'll make your dreams living nightmares.

(Waldo opens his eyes and starts yelling)

Wizard Waldo: Night patrol, fall in!

(Waldo's Guards' theme cues up as his night patrol guards march to Waldo's cauldron)

Waldo's Night Patrol Guards (While marching downstairs): ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh! Oh we oh, yo-oh! Oh we oh, yo-oh! Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪

♪Oh we oh, yo-oh! Oh we oh...♪

Wizard Waldo: Company... HALT!

♪...yo-oh!♪♪

(As soon as the music stops, Waldo's guards stop right on cue, not a single screw-up or collision this time.)

Night Patrol general: Hey, we didn't bump into each other this time. We should celebrate!

(A guard carrying platters of milk and cookies comes down the stairs, having a hard time keeping balance.)

Wobbly Guard with the milk and cookies: I got 'em! (Enters the room) I got your cookies! Whoa!

(The guard falls over, knocking down Waldo's guards like dominoes, and accidentally getting them wet from the spilled milk and cookies. Waldo however has one in his hand.)

Sorry.

Wizard Waldo: Forget the cookies! I've got something else in mind. (Takes a bite)

(As Waldo's guards stand up and readjust their line, Waldo steps forward and talks to them.)

As you all know, the Warners spend many nights dreaming sweet dreams. But tonight, we'll enter those dreams and wreck them! Starting with Dot's.

(We focus on Waldo's cauldron, showing Dot in her dream world.)

Wizard Waldo (Off-screen): She thinks that kissing her enemies will make everyone love each other and reform.

(Waldo waves his hand, and makes a portal form inside the cauldron.)

If that's the case,

(Camera focuses on the guards)

I want you men to go into the cauldron, and enter Dot's dream.

Wizard Waldo (On-screen): The rest of you can go into Background Singer's dream. (Opens a step-stool for his guards to enter) Just be careful if you so happen to see him.

(An outer shot shows Waldo watching his guards walking up the step-stool in line and jumping in the cauldron one by one)

You'll never know where he'll strike from. Good luck!

(We cut to Waldo's men jumping into the cauldron and magically warping into Dot and Background Singer's dreams, as Waldo looks down into his cauldron.)

Just you wait, Dotty, soon you'll be all mine.

(As Waldo evilly laughs into his cauldron, the camera slowly zooms into the rippling water. When Waldo's laugh dies down, Bowser's laugh from "Super Mario 64" is heard as the iris closes, which ends the cutscene.)

SMOOCHER OUTRO (Part 1)[]

(We see a magic portal forming from inside the bubbling cauldron, with a sack being thrown out of it. Then, one by one, Waldo's guards get out of the cauldron all wet.)

Waldo's Night Patrol Guards: ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh! Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪

Wizard Waldo (Off-screen): Good work, my villainous henchmen!

Waldo's Night Patrol Guards: ♪Oh we oh, yo-oh!♪♪

(As soon as they stop marching and singing, we cut to Wizard Waldo revealing Dot from the sack they used to kidnap her.)

Wizard Waldo: Thanks to you, (Opens the sack, revealing Dot.) we got the Warner sister, Dot!

(We cut to two guards with Background Singer tied up)

Wizard Waldo (Off-screen): And look else we caught in our net.

Wizard Waldo (On-screen): The elusive Background Singer, defender of Warner Bros. Studios and Dot's former boyfriend!

Dot: What do you mean, "former boyfriend"?

Wizard Waldo: Isn't it obvious? He's not who he says he is! Remember when I cursed you both when he was Singer Hood?

Dot: (Gasps and becomes angry) So it was you who made me screw up my opening line!

SMOOCHER OUTRO (Part 2)/"PRINCE ALI (REPRISE)"[]

NOTE: My version reuses Dot's scream from "Dot's Quiet Time", and replaces Dot's scream used in "Smoocher" whenever you touch an enemy.

Wizard Waldo: That's right! And I can do it all again just as easily.

Background Singer (Mad): Waldo, you get your hands off of her!

Wizard Waldo: ♪Prince Ali, yes it is he! (Zaps Background Singer with his scepter) But not as you know him.♪

♪Read my lips, and come to grips with reality.♪

♪Yes, meet a blast from your past. Whose lies were too good to last!♪

(Rips off Background Singer's clothes and shows him in his boxers)

So say hello to your precious Prince Ali! Or should we say...

(Waldo notices Dot gushing for Background Singer's abs and groans)

"Mr. Abnormal".

(Waldo zaps Background Singer again with his magic, making him flabby instead of hot.)

♪So, Prince Ali turns out to be, merely that singer!♪

♪Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me.♪

(Waldo turns to the camera and sings at the screen)

♪Their personality flaws, give me adequate cause...♪

(Twirls his scepter and slams it into the ground, then pulls it like a lever, causing the floor to crack open and rumble.)

♪To send them packing on a one-way trip so their prospects take a terminal dip!♪

(After pulling his scepter out, he blasts a magic ice spell at Dot's feet, causing her to stay stuck to the ground.)

♪Her assets are frozen, the venue has chosen, IT'S THE END OF THE EARTH!♪

(Dot screams as she falls to her death)

WHOOPIE! SO LONG!

Background Singer: I'm coming, Dot! (Runs to rescue Dot from falling) I'll save you!

(Through his foretelling powers, Waldo knew Background Singer would be running, so he elbowed him while singing "Princess...", and sent him flying into a bookshelf, which falls over and crushes him.)

Wizard Waldo: ♪Princess... Dottie-EEE!♪♪

(Wizard Waldo and his guards evilly laugh as lightning strikes, making the screen white.)

SMOOCHER OUTRO (Part 3)[]

(After the final note, we cut back to the Warners and Background Singer screaming as they all wake up.)

Background Singer (Scared): Bad dream! (Suddenly hugs Dot tightly) BAD DREAM! (Suddenly notices Dot turning blue and releases her) Sorry, Dot. You should've said something.

Wakko: You okay, Dot?

Dot: Wakko, remember what I said about anvils? Forget it.

Yakko: What's this all about?

Background Singer: Someone must've gotten into my head and messed up my dream.

Dot: Mine too.

Yakko: Yeah, but who?

Background Singer: Oh, who do you think? Waldo was in it!

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: (Suddenly gasp in realization) Wizard Waldo!

Background Singer: Exactly. And let me tell you, he can't even sing a single note.

Wakko: Finally, it all makes sense! At least I know my first victim to test my anvil on in the morning.

Wizard Waldo: (Gasps) They know my location!? Curses!

(Bowser's laugh is heard as the iris closes, ending the cutscene.)

BELCHINATOR TOO! INTRO[]

(An iris opens revealing the "EYEWITLESS NEWS SPECIAL REPORT" title card)

Yakko (Off-screen): We interrupt your regular programming for a special report.

(We cut to Yakko at a news desk, with a TV behind him in the background showing ACME Labs.)

Yakko (On-screen): It seems that a hoard of robots has taken over AMCE Labs. Ace reporters, Dot Warner and Background Singer are standing by as events unfold. Dot?

(We cut to Dot at the front of the lab, with Wakko in the background as an eye witness.)

Dot: Thanks, Yakko. Let's talk to the people on the street to find out more.

(We cut over to Background Singer)

Background Singer: Not a problem, Dot. Background Singer here reporting live in front of what looks to be an angry mob of people, and they're all lashing out at public enemy number one, Wizard Waldo. Let's hear what he has to say.

(We see the other Background Singers filming the crowd of angry people booing at Wizard Waldo and taking pictures of him)

Wizard Waldo (Stuck in a cage) (While being tortured): Guys, please! I didn't do it! I mean yeah, I'm evil, but what do I know about robots? (Lights flash at Waldo) Aah! Hey! What ever happened to no flash photography? Stop that!

Background Singer: I would not want to be in that's guy's shoes. Let's look elsewhere for more witnesses.

(Background Singer turns, but sees someone by his shoe off-screen.)

Dot (Off-screen): Oh, look. Here's one now.

(We cut to a more zoomed out shot of Dot and Background Singer)

Dot (On-screen): Sir, care to shed some light on the current situation?

Background Singer: With pleasure. (Turns on his flashlight microphone)

(We cut down to Pinky the mouse under the yellow light of Background Singer's flashlight microphone. Dot's hand is also shown as she gives her mic to Pinky)

Background Singer (Off-screen): Alright, Pinky. What do you know about this whole "robot invasion"?

Pinky (Panicking): Narf! Oh it's horrible! Just horrible!

(We cut to Brain's robot army in action, with the rest of the other Background Singers taking pictures of the robots marching.)

Pinky (Panicking) (Off-screen): Brain's robots have gone kablooey!

(We cut back to Pinky talking to Dot and Background Singer)

Pinky (Panicking) (On-screen): And have taken him captive, (Inhales) they plan to use his vast intellect to destroy the world!

Background Singer (Off-screen): So let me get this straight, Wizard Waldo has no involvement in this?

Pinky: Of course not! What does he know about robots?

Dot (Off-screen): Snap out of it!

Pinky: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say something?

Background Singer: That's all we needed to know, Pinky. (Turns off the flashlight) So, Dot. Now that we know that Waldo is innocent, what do we do to stop these evil robots?

Dot: Well, you could give them a beating.

(Background Singer grabs one end of his tuxedo with one hand)

Dot (Off-screen): Or...

(Background Singer releases his tuxedo)

we have a backup plan.

Background Singer: Backup plan? You didn't tell me there was a backup plan.

Dot: I have your famed expert Dr. Scratchansniff to provide us with some contrived scientifical mumbo-jumbo on this situation. Doctor?

(We cut over to Dr. Scratchansniff being interviewed by Dot and Background Singer)

Dr. Scratchansniff: Thank you, Dot. I have been reviewing ze [the] designs of these robots, and have determined that the robots can only be destroyed by a gastral explosion of incredible magnitude.

Pinky: Oh, that's a relief. I thought they could only be destroyed by big belches.

Dr. Scratchansniff: Yeah. But where can we find a belching engine of destruction powerful enough to defeat the robots and save ze [the] Brain?

(We cut over to Wakko belching)

Background Singer (Disgusted): Ugh! Wakko, don't you ever take a breath mint?

Background Singer: (Springs his eyes open) Wait a minute. "Don't you ever take a breath mint?". That gives me an idea!

Dr. Scratchansniff (While scratching his chin): Hmm. Are you thinking vat [what] I'm thinking, Pinky?

Pinky (While scratching his chin): I think so. But where can find a software developer willing to make a game based on this?

Wizard Waldo (Mad) (Stuck in a cage) (While scratching his chin): The question I'd like to know is WHY ARE WE ALL DOING THE SAME THING!? (Looks at his hand scratching his chin and talks to it) Stop that.

Dot (While scratching her chin): Funny you should mention that. Wakko, ready to save the world and probably suffer grievance bodily harm in the process?

Wakko: That depends. Will they have snacks there?

Background Singer: Oh-ho, you can count on that (Holds up one finger) one hundred percent [100%].

Dot: You bet they will. In fact, you'll need plenty to power up those belches of yours.

Background Singer: Don't you see, Wakko? This could be your chance! You'll be the "hero of tomorrow"!

Wakko: Faboo! (Sticks his thumb up) Count me in!

(Wakko jumps out of the shot and is revealed in a black trenchcoat sunglasses)

Wakko (Dressed as the Terminator): I'll be... (Belches) back!

Background Singer: Okay, somebody get him a breath mint first. Incidentally, why can't I just pound them like I always do?

Dr. Scratchansniff: You could, but one single touch will cause the robots to explode. Ze [They] are also indestructible.

Background Singer: (Drops his eyebrows) Right.

(An iris closes, ending the cutscene.)

BELCHINATOR TOO! OUTRO[]

(Wakko runs away with Brain in his hand just as the building blows up. A brick flies at the camera, then we cut to Waldo being hit by that flying brick.)

(That impact tilts the cage with Waldo in it, and Waldo screams as he falls down an open pothole. The crowd still takes pictures of Waldo falling until a distant splash sound is heard.)

(We cut to the sewers where Waldo rises from underwater and has gotten out of the cage magically)

Wizard Waldo (Yelling to the surface): Is that all you got?

Wizard Waldo (Disgusted): Nothing can be worse than swimming in filthy sewer water. (Sees a toilet float by)

Wizard Waldo: Although, that toilet floating by gives me an idea. (Yells up the surface again) Dragorillas! Come on down!

(A couple of Waldo's dragorillas come flying down from the sky or stomping through the streets, much to the horror of the crowd. They fly down through the pothole and land by Waldo.)

Wizard Waldo: My pets, we've got one last chance.

(We cut to Waldo on one edge as he pours an explosive potion into the toilet)

Wizard Waldo (While pouring magic spells): With a mix of these potions together in this very toilet, I can make one of the Warners blow up. And finally, I will have killed a Warner sibling! Ready the ammo!

(Nikko lifts up the toilet)

Wizard Waldo: Now, on my signal...

(As Waldo listens in, we cut back to Wakko and Dot on-camera. Wakko is shown shaking.)

Dot: We have just witnessed an incredible rescue! Wakko, do you have anything to say to our viewers for posterity? (Hands the mic to Wakko)

Wakko (While holding it in): Um, where's the potty? I've really gotta go!

(We cut back to Wizard Waldo dropping his hand down)

Wizard Waldo: NOW!

(Nikko throws the toilet and Wakko catches it)

Dot: I said "posterity", not "posterior".

(Wakko runs off, and we cut back to Waldo plugging his ears, 3 seconds later, he unplugs them and notices nothing happened.)

Wizard Waldo: Where's the kaboom? I was suppose to hear it by now.

(The toilet drops in and lands in Waldo's hands, then it blows up, leaving Waldo covered in soot and ashes. Then we cut to outside the pothole of the sewers where Waldo's "CURSES!" can be heard echoing.)

Wizard Waldo (Off-screen): CURSES!

(We cut to Pinky hugging Brain)

Pinky: Oh, I'm so glad you're okay, Brain! Narf!

Brain (While being hugged): Not so hard, Pinky.

(We cut over to Dot and Background Singer)

Background Singer: Well, what do you know. We cleared Waldo's name, and reunited two lab mice in one night.

Dot: So, Pinky, Brain, can you tell our viewers what your plans are for the future?

Brain: (Turns to the camera) The same thing we do every night, Dot. Try to take over the world!

Background Singer: Of course you do.

Dot: Remember folks, you caught the scoop here first. This is Dot Warner signing off.

Background Singer: And Background Singer singing you more news right after these messages. Back to you, Yakko.

Yakko: We now return you to your regularly scheduled computer program all ready in progress. In the event of a real emergency, we hope you'd have enough sense to get off your computer and... SAVE YOURSELF!

(Yakko throws the papers into the air, and the iris closes as he smiles, ending the cutscene.)

END CREDITS[]

Dot (Voice-over): And now a word from our sponsors.

(An instrumental version of "I'm a Swingin' Gal" plays as the credits roll)

VOICE CAST[]

Voice Actor/Actress Character(s)
Rob Paulsen Yakko Warner

Pinky

Dr. Scratchansniff

Jess Harnell Wakko Warner
Tress MacNeille Dot Warner
321SPONGEBOLT Wizard Waldo

Background Singer

Waldo's Guards

Waldo's Dragorillas

Additional voices and character lines

Maurice LaMarche The Brain

Foreman

Wakko's belches

Jeff Bennett Baloney the Dinosaur
Frank Welker Waldo's Dragorillas

MUSIC[]

Musical Score[]

Score by Bruce Zimmerman

Songs[]

  • "Animaniacs Game Pack" theme song performed by Rob Paulsen, Jess Harnell, Tress MacNeille, and 321SPONGEBOLT
  • "Mission: Impossible theme song" arranged by U2 and Danny Elfman [Song from "Mission: Impossible (1996)" courtesy of Paramount Pictures]
  • "I'm a Swingin' Gal" performed by Rob Paulsen, Jess Harnell, Tress MacNeille, and 321SPONGEBOLT
  • "Prince Ali (reprise)" covered by 321SPONGEBOLT [Song from "Aladdin", courtesy of Walt Disney Records]

Writing[]

Additional writing by 321SPONGEBOLT

Character Copyrights[]

Wizard Waldo and Background Singer created and owned by 321SPONGEBOLT

"Animaniacs Game Pack" © 1997 Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment

ENDING TAG (Pinky and the Brain)[]

Brain (With spirals in his eyes): When I snap my fingers, you will remember none of this!

(The Brain snaps his fingers as the music stops, after two seconds of silence, Pinky talks.)

Pinky: Do I know you?

(An iris closes, ending the cutscene.)

ENDING TAG (Yakko)[]

Yakko: (Pops up from the left) The show's over. Return to your homes.

(An iris closes, ending the cutscene.)

ENDING TAG (Dot)[]

Dot: (Pops up from the bottom) Come up with your own ending line. We're beat!

(An iris closes, ending the cutscene.)

ENDING TAG (Wizard Waldo, Background Singer, and Dot)[]

(Wizard Waldo suddenly appears through a cloud of smoke)

Wizard Waldo: You may have failed at bringing back those three, but I'll be back in the next "Animaniacs" title! And once I have those fools in my cauldron, I'll...

(Dot's "Snap out of it!" from "Belchinator Too!" is reused, while mixed with her boyfriend's "Oh, snap out of it!".)

Background Singer (Off-screen): Oh, (With Dot) snap out of it!

Wizard Waldo (Annoyed): Everybody's a critic.

(The giant pencil suddenly erases Waldo's hat off, leaving him annoyed as the iris closes, ending the cutscene.)

ENDING TAG (Wakko)[]

Wakko: Help! We're trapped in a software company!

(An iris closes, ending the cutscene.)

ENDING TAG (All 3 Warners)[]

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: (Pop out from each end of the WB shield) Goodbyeeee nurse!

(An iris closes, ending the cutscene.)

THE END

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